Assignment #13- Haley Noehren- Shop Till You Drop

Looking for a great way to spend your weekend? Well, why not go shopping! An obvious solution to your growing boredom, spending your money on clothing you will probably never wear is such a great idea. The satisfaction that you feel was you leave the mall, bags of clothing in hand, ready to finally get in on all those fashion trends, is unlike any other! Now there is one key step to this shopping filled weekend. When you get home, you must certainly come back for more. Once you start on this bliss filled path, there is no turning back. The joy that feeling like no matter how much you buy you will never be as on trend as Gigi Hadid or Kim Kardashian, is the satisfaction all market moguls crave. It’s the happy mindset of “buy everything until your heart’s content (except, you never really will be content cause you can’t buy out the whole mall)” that is shared by those who have adopted the weekend philosophy of shopping. So why not give it a try? The benefits are unlike any other. Destroy the economy because of a constant drive for overconsumption and staying ‘on trend’? Sounds soooo much fun! Shop till you drop...the levels of the oceans because fast fashion is damaging the environment? That’s just one of the many great benefits of spending your weekends relaxing at the mall. It’s fine if you just throw out any clothing you only impulsively bought, that’s the fun of it! Adopting the weekend plan of shopping only yields positive benefits for you and those around you. So try it today, and hop on the completely beneficial train of overconsumption and fast fashion!