Dear new roommate,
It's not very hard to make me happy. So here's how. I know that teenage boys carry the overwhelming reputation of being a sloppiest and least organized creatures that God has ever placed on this green earth. However I'm going to be very honest with you, this is one of the few teenage boy stereotypes that I do not align with. Given a long history of frequently losing things, whether it be keys, money, or even one time, my desk chair, I now find it very important to keep all my "stuff " in order. I ask is that you keep your "stuff "in order or at least on your side of this 8' x 8' cell. I mean dorm room. Second of all it's really not that hard to not smell like a cow farm, so I'd really appreciate it if you could smell like a human, and not make the room smell like an incinerator. Smelling normal and being someone he is really all it takes. I'm pretty sure I have OCD, doctor says I don't, but, really all I ask is that it doesn't look like a hurricane came through our room, because disorganized "stuff" annoys me. I'm sure this will be a breeze of the year.
-Sam
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