Assignment 13: Hannah Qazi - Deforestation over Climate Frustration

Why should Greta Thunberg go through the effort of starting an environmental revolution when there already exists a solution: just throw the whole planet away, duh. Why should we fight for a planet that can't even sustain a meager 7.5 billion, when there's a galaxy of alternatives (quite literally.) All this country has to do is take responsibility for another planet just like we did with the Philippines and the Native Americans and boom, problem solved. Everyone is happy! Why waste your time saving some deformed, useless bird when you can party with E.T! What's more, he won't beat me with his hydro flask and - an I oop - skskskkhove his metal straw down my throat. We can solve the endangered species crisis too! All we need is for Kylie Jenner to keep playing uber in the sky and dump all our oil rigs in the ocean and then we can finally blast off!